Prince Harry Jokes About Thinning Hair, Going Bald, Grooming Routine

Prince Harry knows his name isn’t Prince Hairy.

The Duke of Sussex recently poked some fun at himself and how he is aging while joking about his alliterative grooming routine.

“S–t, shower, shave—obviously,” Harry said on the July 13 episode of the Joe Marler Will See You Now podcast. “I trim my beard every five, six days just to keep it a little bit tidy.”

Jokingly admitting that there’s “nothing really happening on top” of his head, the 41-year-old added that he tends to keep it simple when it comes to maintaining his signature red hair. As he put it, “I get a haircut, otherwise I try not to look at what’s happening.”

But while the royal—dad to kids Prince Archie, 7, and Princess Lilibet, 5, with wife Meghan Markle—is avoidant to the reality of his thinning hair, there is one clarification that is on the top of his mind.