Knicks’ Celebrity Row: How Taylor Swift, Timothée Chalamet Get Tickets

Another crucial play is not dunking on the squad’s leadership. 

“They won’t give me tickets anymore,” longtime fan Ethan Hawke revealed on The Bill Simmons Podcast in 2018, sharing that he was cut after critcizing the firing of former coach Mike D’Antoni. “They’d always hook me up. And then I called up one time and they said, ‘That’ll be $7,800.’ I was like, ‘Why is this the first time you guys are charging me?’ And they said, ‘You should have thought of that before you went on the Jimmy Fallon show.'” 

So perhaps Stiller has a smart game plan. 

When current head coach Mike Brown admitted his wife Carolyn Brown was too shy to ask the Dodgeball actor to take a photo, he responded on X, “I am available for any picture any time with any member of Mike Brown’s immediate or extended family or friends. This man has taken us to the Finals. In his first year here.” 

We’re guessing she’d get the same assist from the rest of the team’s other dedicated fans.